V-Day Meme

[rossja]

In the spirit of the "holiday" combining it with The Vagina Monologues, I ask you this...

For the gals:

If your vagina could wear anything, what would it wear?


For the guys:

If your penis could wear anything, what would you wear?


My answer?

A fedora and a black feather boa. Awwww...yeah!

Comments

[simianpower.livejournal.com]

If your penis could wear anything, what would you wear?

A vagina. Duh! Or maybe a mouth. Oh, you mean clothing? A raincoat. I don't want no kids! Oh, PARTY clothes? Maybe a silk scarf. Or a Fleshlight.

[technolope.livejournal.com]

Damn. I can't do any better.

Me too.

Duh.

[fdmts.livejournal.com]

Word.

Re: Duh.

[aerospcgrl.livejournal.com]

Doh! Totally NOT work safe... :D

[rossja.livejournal.com]

I'm really happy I clicked on the link before I went to work. :) I forgot what the fleshlight was. :)

What color silk scarf? heehee

[emmymau.livejournal.com]

A straitjacket.

[rossja.livejournal.com]

Practical. :) Very nice!

[madkingludwig.livejournal.com]

The glasses and cigarillo that Zevon wears on the cover of Mr. Bad Example.

http://www.craignorthey.com/images/disc-zevon_example.jpg

[aerospcgrl.livejournal.com]

A Cigar? Really? Don't you know you're not supposed to stick anything in your penis?*

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*Warning! If you are penis sqeamish, DO NOT CLICK!

[waywardson5.livejournal.com]

All that because we evolved without a bone there, like virtually every other mammal on the planet . . .

[madkingludwig.livejournal.com]

Actually, I have tried such things...

[aerospcgrl.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! TMI! TMI! :D

[rossja.livejournal.com]

Very nice!

[madkingludwig.livejournal.com]

I was thinking about your fedora and feather boa and... yeah, I could see that. And it works.

[rossja.livejournal.com]

Yeah I was very happy about that idea. I own both now. Granted they are actual person size and not vagina size. I'm thinking that's better anyway.

[aerospcgrl.livejournal.com]

I think the penis one is easier! Okay, lemme see, what would my vagina wear? A t-shirt dipicting a ruler of a certain length and reading, "You must be this tall to ride." :D

[rossja.livejournal.com]

Very funny! :)

[rossja.livejournal.com]

Sweet!! :) Very nice!!

[airsucker.livejournal.com]

Silk.