Funny Quotes:

From Eastern Market:

1) Wanna try my melons? This coming from a cute girl giving out samples of cantelope.
2) This guy saying over and over and over again, I don't have no teeth.
3) I forget more, but I know they were there...


From the party:

1) He really is the most stuck up person I just met.
2) You owe me a dollar!
3) I have to go and get naked with the smart people.
4) Go to St Louis, there you can go to the Budweiser brewery to see peacocks servicing Clydesdales.
4) Fill in the blanks, we're hilarious people!! :)

WTF?

a) I really need to sleep

b) IMDB is so addicting

c) Is it Jesus Christ Superstar? No, it's Muammar Gaddafi, THE OPERA!!!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/arts_opera_gaddafi_dc