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Yo Jack Ass...
Oct. 8th, 2006 01:04 amTo The MF Driving Behind Me On M14,
I am terribly sorry that I do not feel comfortable driving 80 mph in a construction zone at midnight. I'm sorry that your sorry Taurus ass got stuck behind me. But I would like to state for the record that I'm not a bad driver. Every time you crawled up my ass, I purposefully took my foot off the gas pedal and dropped my speed by 10 mph. You should be happy that is all I did. I was seriously comtemplating slamming on the brakes, but alas I do not have an extra car to drive and didn't particularly want to test whether or not my air bag works.
Thank you and hopefully you're able to get back that 5 minutes I took from you by making you follow behind me even though you had like at least one opportunity to actually pass me illegally, which would've been nicer than trying to crawl up my ass without permission. I'm just sayin'.
Signed,
Me
I am terribly sorry that I do not feel comfortable driving 80 mph in a construction zone at midnight. I'm sorry that your sorry Taurus ass got stuck behind me. But I would like to state for the record that I'm not a bad driver. Every time you crawled up my ass, I purposefully took my foot off the gas pedal and dropped my speed by 10 mph. You should be happy that is all I did. I was seriously comtemplating slamming on the brakes, but alas I do not have an extra car to drive and didn't particularly want to test whether or not my air bag works.
Thank you and hopefully you're able to get back that 5 minutes I took from you by making you follow behind me even though you had like at least one opportunity to actually pass me illegally, which would've been nicer than trying to crawl up my ass without permission. I'm just sayin'.
Signed,
Me
